Rating each of our boys on their date-ability...
Okay, these are totally tasteless and immature, but I don't care.
Thought they'd be good for a laugh.
The Top Five Reasons Leo Would Make the Best Boyfriend:
5) The only one that really knows how to pay attention.
4) Let's face it... sometimes you just want to talk.
3) Discipline can be a very good thing.
2) Brains and physical prowess... it's your only chance for both...
1) He believes if you're gonna do something, you ought to do it RIGHT.
The Top Five Reasons Don Would Make the Best Boyfriend:
5) Got computer problems? Need a better ISP? Date a hacker.
4) There is something to be said for quiet types.
3) All that repressed physical energy has to go *somewhere*.
2) Good with gadgets and mechanical stuff.
1) Smart is sexy.
The Top Five Reasons Mike Would Make the Best Boyfriend:
5) He's a snuggler.
4) Less attitude means more focus on you.
3) Einstein said, "Imagination is more important than knowledge"... the statement applies to more than just science.
2) Physically gifted. 'Nuff said.
1) He is the hedonist and a sensualist, appreciative of the pleasures of the flesh. (A real quote, from the RPG-- honest!)
Special thanks to GreenWillow for the pic.
The Top Five Reasons Raph Would Make the Best Boyfriend:
5) No other turtle has a "Bad Boy" action figure.... or needs one.
4) Face it kids, it is more interesting on the Dark Side.
3) Rebels are sexy.
2) Passion should count for something...
1) Hello? This is *Raph* here. Need I say more?
The Top Five Reasons Splinter Would Make the Best Boyfriend:
(Hey, why not? Mature men have needs, too...)
5) C'mon, which do you prefer... a boy or a man?
4) Spiritually advanced people are higher in chi. Chi is good.
3) Superior powers of concentration.
2) Mature men have more... staying power.
1) He's furry.
Hey, you want maturity, don't go surfing around Ninja Turtles sites looking for "goofy stuff," that's what I say...
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