Rob's Asylum for
the Socially Challenged
Serving
the Socially and Aerodynamically challenged since 1973!
For 27 years, we
have served the local community with our special brand of socio-psycho-aero-loco-aroma
therapy. With the latest in theraputical techniques, combined
with the newest and best in technological advances, this facility
is well suited to meet your needs and expectations, in the event
of a national crisis. Our high capacity patient areas are capable
of attending to the needs of up to 1 patient at a time over long
term conditions. In fact, ***wait a minute! We've had the same
patient for the past 27 years! What are you people talking about?
This is the newly formed patient liberation front. We use lowercase
in our name to try and remain as a part of the normal workings
of the medical community. This asylum has had the same patient
for 27 years! It's obvious they can't help you! Run! It's a fraud!***
We apologize for the interruption, the rebellion has been suppressed
and our one patient is back to being happy and sedated. If this
sounds like a service you or one of your patients would benefit
from, please use the email button below and send us information
regarding the status of the case and what treatments the patient
will require.
And Now,
On with the show.
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HERE FOR UPDATED PICS
For
the usual stuff, like pictures and "hey this is all about
Rob, why do I see this junk" click on the icon to the left
for that summary page.
A
new section, that maybe will get updated more often since I have
a Macintosh page editor now, this is my frequent rants, thoughts,
opinions, and feelings sorta deal. Click over there to the left
to get to that whole fiasco. (It's not quite finished yet though)
To
find out more of the details that make me who I am,
click on this here painting by Manet. I liked
it on the old site, so I figured he deserved a carry-over into
the new deal.
And
lastly, for links, so you can figure out what it is I do when
I'm online surfing the web, click on Hobbes. No, not the old guy
that wrote stuff. The dancing tiger.
Well, that just about does the index page for today.
All contents of this site are considered creative property by
me. The preceeding program was brought to you by the letters R,
O, B, and the number 27. Additional support was provided by Jolt
Cola, Marlboro; purveyors of fine cancer worldwide, and all the
vegetarian food in my freezer. Any comments, suggestions, or lewd
propositions should be sent via email, along with home address,
phone number, and redeeming qualities that justify your value.
This
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