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Don't Beat My Ass with a Baseball Bat (Rolling!) Well things don't look too good to me, I feel I'm outta luck (Stop it!) And all because of swollen glands and just one stupid fuck. (beep!) This whacko came from Alabammy (woo hoo....!), and that's not where it's at. And now you jock's been chasing me 'round with a great big baseball bat....(whoo hooo!! Ah....ha!) *^*CHORUS*^* Don't beat me ass! Don't beat my ass! Don't beat my ass, with a baseball bat NO!(Repeat) Well I was in the mood for some loving bold, not a wrestling match with some big hole and this here dude he was an un-cool cat, and he beat me by my head with a baseball bat...(ouch!....oh shit!) *^*CHORUS*^* When I got up from being beat to the ground, I started itching around like a blue-tick hound And I was aghast at what I found....the lastest social disease that's been going around....(OH NO!.....FUCK!) I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat BITCH! I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat BITCH! (Sure enough, there she goes) (.....Oh it's over!)