What is the Fluffy Cult's Purpose?

So, what do we do? We devotedly follow the ways of the great Fluffies. Who are the Fluffies? They are the ones who are fluffy and sit up high near the sky and watch us all. They all have a sense of humour it seems, for they like to drop things down uopn unsuspecting victims who have done them ill deeds in days gone by. So you see, you can't defeat the Fluffies. No one ever will. The Fluffies are all knowing, all seeing, and they will exact revenge upon you for harming their kith and kin. Know that when things fall from the sky and beat you to the ground, you have done the Fluffies wrong and you should pray to them immediately and humbly ask their forgiveness before they perform their acts of vengence upon you once again. Heed these words, my children!!! For if you go against the will of the Fluffies, they will know and rest assured, you will never rest soundly again!!!

Things we live by in the Fluffy Cult:

*Often praise the Most Greatly Revered, Great Eep.
*Never offend any Fluff.
*To spread the word of the Fluffies and the Most Greatly Revered, Great Eep.
*To carry out the word of the Fluffies and the Most Greatly Revered, Great Eep.
*To defend the children of the Most Greatly Revered, Great Eep, who are known as the Fluffies and the Fluff (by use of whatever means necessary).
*Enlighten the world with the message of all Fluffs and Fluffies so that all Fluffies and the faithful followers of all Fluffdom may rest in peace knowing the world is no longer Anti-Fluff.

(There will be more to add to this list as soon as we hear more wise words from the Fluffies, Fluffs and the Most Greatly Revered, Great Eep, when they return.)

Disclaimer:
Alright, I will say outright that this is not a true cult. In fact, there really is no cult. This is just something I came up with and my friends went along with. Here that?!?! NO REAL CULT IN EXISTENCE! However, it would most definitely be amusing if there were one...(hint, hint...)