10. Its existence

9. Robot man. The mentally disabled assistant principle. The Chev. That new guy with the funny name. The Doctor. The man with the neverending pants (or the amazingly small torso). Yes, that's right, none other than Dr. Chevret.

8. The fact that this guy knows me by name.

7. A horde of imputant freshman have decided to take over our table. In my day, they would be skinned alive and rolled in salt.

6. The phrase, "Take out your graphing calculator."

5. Hellth Class

4. Having a class way out in East Buttfuck, aka C-30

3. Cross Cou......oh wait, I quit. hehehe

2. Not only has the price of creamsicles been raised to an outrageous $0.60, the label on the fucking machine still says $0.50.


And the number one thing....

1. The man, the myth, the legend: Mrs. Pepin