Sleeping Beauty awoke Alone in bed To find the prince Hadn't come home last night But this wasn't an unusual scenario Cinderella found Her glass slipper Would fit no more Due to the present she received On a wild night with a man On a white horse Snow white wasn't So white and pure After the dwarfs Got done with her And now she waits In a vegetable state For a kiss That will not come There are no castles To dwell in No fairy godmothers To make things right No prince charmings To ride off with There are no more "Happily Ever Afters"