Meet Barnabus

This is my dragon Barnabus. As you can tell, he's a college student. He has been for over one thousand years. He's a Theatre Arts/ Women's Studies major with minors in basketweaving and quantum physics. He also belongs to a fraternity as well. He was the Pledge Class President of the Iota Pledge Class of Alpha Beta Gamma (Class of 75 BC). Today, as the only brother over twenty-one, he serves as the resident alcohol supplier for the house. Barnabus is also effective at barbeques and as a cigarette lighter. Not your average dragon, Barnabus does not live in a cave and feast upon helpless damsels. He does, however, snack upon an occasional sorority girl. But, more often, he can be found in Papa John's scarfing down breadsticks and guzzling their Special Garlic Sauce (after all, there ain't much meat on those sorority girls). Sometimes Barnabus wakes up for class and to attend his work study job in the college admissions office.

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