I don't know how much she pays these people, but it must be a pretty hefty amount...
Bo*. God among men. The most wonderful boyfriend EVER. My parents got a second mortgage so we could afford him. Go see him here too.
Ashley. She used to be my boss, then she heartlessly abandoned me. We've stopped paying her since, but I think someone else is.
Hooker*. Erin is one of my ex-roommates. That's because my mom paid her by the second, but we ran out of cash.
Mumbles*. Besteset buddy. I could tell you about our financial arrangements, but then I'd have to kill you.
Leigh. I must owe her money or something, because I don't see her any more.
Whore. The other ex-roommate. She's a real bitch. I don't even talk to her and I still think her mom should pay me.
Sparky. Sparky's dad writes movies, so they're really rich. But his parents don't pay me enough to stop calling him Sparky. And now Sparky works on Son of the Beach.
Brooke. Sparkster's lady-friend. I assume that he pays her.
Leachy. My little darling Alisha. She adores me, but, for some reason, isn't giving me any money...
Salim. Due to recent events that shall remain unmentioned, Simo should get a very large lump sum immediately from persons unnamed.
Andy Maskin. Andy used to be really cool. Now he's sold his soul to Price Waterhouse.
Keri Lea. She's making her own money by performing in coffeehouses and recording CDs.
Jordan.. Like Gillian Anderson and Volkswagen buses? So does Jordan. His parents pay me. But not enough.
Mike. Mike Something-Or-Other. One of the coolest people I haven't seen in years.
Neerav Used to be my best Anthropology buddy, but I defaulted on my loan and have any more classes with him.
Vicki. A year behind me, we suffered through high school choir and Comp Lit together.
Allison. I've been searching for words for Alli, but haven't found them yet.
Adam. Now appearing in Chicago, studying something no one else understands.
*= These people, from Penn, were using the only worthwhile thing Penn ever provided for free- bandwidth. Now that they've graduated, Penn took it away and they've been too lazy to create new houses as of yet.
A lovely picture of me and some of these people.
My Wicca pages.
More about me than you'll ever need.
Stories you probably don't want to read.
Poetry that's probably as bad as the stories.
o/~Home, home on the web.o/~
Take a wild guess.