"If any place around here has condoms and lube, it would be K-Mart."-Bo
"I don't jack off your Jesus, don't fondle my goddess!"- Rob
"Oh, it's stuck in my teeth." -Mumbles (On Harley's Penis)
"Way to go, Archimedes."-Sparky
"I have blue eyes by day, but by night, they look like pizzas. The medical term for this is apparently "amore" though I think this is actually a commie pinko plot to keep me from my just and right medication."-Bo
"Hey there, cupcake."- Professor Silverstein to a guy in the class
"REH reh. REH reh. REH REH reh REH reh reh REH. HEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee!"- Echo
"Hey baby, how about you and me behind the pencil sharpener?"- Mr. Putro, in class, to Rob
"The human buttocks are marvelous, but to know teeth is to love them."- Dr. Mann
"It's not the meat, it's the motion."- Rob's Dad
"If it works for tomatoes, it might work for cherries."- Rob's Mom,commenting on putting a 10 year old girl on the window sill to "ripen."
"I only like my humans dead."- Dr. Monge
Erica- "What's that sound in the background?"
Mumbles- -"Oh, that's my mom cutting my hair with the Flowbee."
"Eat your fucking broccoli or you won't get dessert."- Professor Silverstein
"Rob, isn't your vagina worth the name brand?"-Sparky
"Booty."-Mumbles
Bo-"I think you're illegal."
Rob- "Why?"
Bo-
"I think it's illegal to cram so much perfection into one tiny carcass."
" 6 is my favorite color." -Erin
"Yeah, right, cause then there would be this big empty hole in your heart where a green jacket and tie should be."-Max
"If you've seen one black wedding, you've seen 'em all."-Mumbles
"Most wailing white men are Norwegian."-Bo, in Friendly's
"Chicks dig bisexual coke addicts." -Mumbles
Dr. Mann- "I'm looking for a really good woman."
Miranda- "I'm right here, Dr. Mann!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have to take a wicked piss, now's the time."- Professor Silverstein
"He's the socket wrench in the tool set." -Mumbles
Maria- "We don't want any weirdos showing up to the meeting."
Rob- "But we are the weirdos!"
Erin- "Do you ever have lesbian anal sex?"
Mumbles- "Yes, with the carpet."
"...the probability of getting quality RAM for less than one dollar per megabyte is approximately your mom over my knee, or 1."-Bo
"Free Mumia? I'll take 3!"- Mr. Murphy
"If the puddin's good, keep lickin."- Bo
"Did you find my money when you were taking your pants off?"-Sparky
"Hey! Is that the chick from...My So Called...Goes...On... Life?" -Erin (On seeing Kellie Martin on ER)
"Wanna nick my lipples?"-Bo
Test Question: What was Steven's conclusion at the end of "Thirteen Ways
to Look at a Blackbird?"
Tim's Answer: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Bo-"This song is probably called "Breathe In, Breathe Out."
Rob- "Nah, that's too obvious. It's probably called something really random."
Bo- "Yeah, like 'Suckfish'."
"Hey, there's no 5 in Thursday!"-Mumbles
Erin- "The lord is the only one for me."
Mumbles-"I don't think the lord will hook up with you."
"You, my good sir, are a nincompoop."-Bo
"Fix your hair, you look like Hitler."-Mumbles
"You're squishy, like the undead are supposed to be."-Pete
"That why Metros are so expensive. You have to keep dropping them to see if they're sheep or Metros."-Bo
