Witchy Jokes




Fun, Fun, Fun

The Beach Boys(Brian Wilson/Mike Love)

Retouched by TJ Scott


Well she got a deck of cards And she's heading for a wiccan enclave now

And all her friends thinks she's freaky

'Cause her clothes are all shades of black now

And with the new wave music blastin'

She burns incense just as fast as she can now

And she'll draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

Well she makes the ladies mad 'Cause she casts her circles in the nude now

(You cast in the nude now you cast in the nude)

She makes all of the elders feel like a bunch of old prudes now

(You cast in the nude now you cast in the nude)

A lotta people try to meet her

She ignores them 'cause their not in her trad now

(You cast in the nude now you cast in the nude)

And she'll draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

Well you really should have known you needed a balance too now

(You should have asked why now You should have asked why)

And since you have no working partner

You've been thinking that your fun is all through now

(You should have asked why now You should have asked why)

But you can circle here with me 'Cause we gotta a lot of rites to do now

(You should have asked why now You should have asked why)

And she'll draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

And she'll draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)

(draw down the moon 'Til her daddy takes her witch stuff away)



Wiccan Wonderland


Tarot cards are you listening

Crystal balls are you glistening

The quarters are charged, we're wizards at large

We're walking in a Wiccan Wonderland

In the meadow we will cast a circle

And pretend that it's a geosphere

We'll have lots of fun upon the altar

Until an evil spirit chances near

Later on we'll perspire

And get drunk by the fire

We'll dance without clothes 'cause nobody knows

We're walking in a Wiccan Wonderland

All you Pagans come on gather round us

Raise your chalice and join in our cheer

We'll have lots of cakes until the Sun

And chase it with another keg of beer.

After all is said and done

Bye to Spirits that have come

Please stay if you will or go if you must

We're walking in a Wiccan Wonderland

by Stephanie Barclay, Storm Bear & Jimmy Williams


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