Geronimo and the Lazy Tabby

I never knew quite what to call him. Most of us called him Apache, but there were a few that shouted, "Go Geronimo!" when he would take off. He was one of those mice who refused to remain within the walls. He had long ears and even longer legs, and when he ran those ears laid back as if the wind was pushing them.

Today he stuck his head out of the hole, well, his long nose, really, and took a few sniffs. He was tired of the rainy days, and up for a bit of excitement. The house had been quiet for a couple hours now, and most of the pack was sleeping, but he had decided that it was time to explore the kitchen in the brightness of the daylight, and the adventure was only increased by the first sunny day in over a week. He was wearing his brightest, reddest headband, as his dark eyes and fluffy forehead poked out into the corner of the pantry.

"Eiy, yih, yih, yih! I think I can smell that fresh fall corn all the way from here!" He sounded almost Spanish, imagine that. The folks had been hauling and canning for days now. Though the tomatoes didn't create any desire in him, corn on the cob sure did.

An old mouse in the corner was having trouble sleeping, since his arthritis had been aggravated, and he was watching from the corner. They all called him "Crooks," not because he was dishonest or anything like that, but because of the way his whiskers had been bent by years of worrying about younger mice. And even in the darkness of the wall, you could see that his whiskers were very much bent and crooked today. His eyes were squinting as he watched Apache, knowing that the rush was about to begin. Apache had quit leaning on the side of the hole, and his legs were flexing, like a sprinter, ready for the lunge.

. . . Now meanwhile, there was a tabby cat, just climbing onto a soft stuffed living room chair, wishing to sleep in that little spot of sun just there on the fabric. Tabitha knew very well how easy it was to have pleasant dreams with the sun on her back.

She knew there were mice in the house, but it didn't bother her. She seldom thought about it. Oh, she'd caught one about 4 years ago, but that was all. She didn't eat it, just kind of knocked it around with her clawless paws for a while. The poor thing was out of breath, and nearly having a heart attack by the time she tired of the game. So she let it go. But to make sure that it had learned it's lesson, she followed after it slowly, step by step, with her nose practically nuzzling it's back, till it disappeared into a crack in the floor. She puffed a few breaths into the crack, and sniffed the fear right through the floor boards. Then she went to one of her favorite resting places, with a grin and a swagger, like a gunslinger. "Yah! That mouse knows who's the boss now!"

No, they didn't bother her at all, since that day. There wasn't much that bothered her, and nothing got her upset. She didn't even think about them any more, but I wanted to let you know a little bit about her feelings about mice. They could be a nuisance, but weren't really a threat.

So, we're back to today now, or at least I am. Tabitha is just jumping up onto the chair. It's almost all hers, that chair. You can tell because Michael hasn't cleaned the cat hair off of it for a while, as mother has asked him to. That's his chore. He's only 6, and sometimes gets a little rough, but he's still Tabitha's favorite child. Probably because he likes to take naps in the sun too. Who knows what cats think. The mice always think they know, but that's ego. If you were as small as a mouse, you'd find ways to make yourself seem smarter and larger too.

Yeah, she's jumping up on to the chair, with the house all to herself. Well, not quite. She's about halfway through the air, when she hears one of those little squeaks in the walls of a nearby room. A definite sign of mice. Her front feet land on the chair and she hears an entire chorus of squeaks, like the bleachers at a ball game.

"Nah, I don't need this! There goes a perfect afternoon nap. Now what kind of pleasant dreams could I possibly have?" she thinks to herself, as her back feet come up onto the edge of chair, another perfect landing. You know that puzzled look, that cats get sometimes, like they forgot something. They walk into a room and just kind of stop and sit there, maybe pausing a while and then licking a paw. Well, that was what Tabitha started doing.

"I'm tired. I want to sleep. I don't have time to start scouting the house for mice right now." She knew it was her job, like, what are cats for in a country house, anyway? "This is not how I want to spend my afternoon."

. . . As Geronimo left the safety of the hole, he let out his loudest war whoop. To mouse ears it sounded like a whoop anyway, but to Tabitha it was a single squeak. His bandana was trailing behind his head, along with those long ears, as he took off straight for the dining room, urged on by the cheers of all the younger mice, who envied his bravery. Crooks on the other hand was twisting his whiskers into pretzels, almost. "Bravery matched by stupidity" was going through his mind.

Geronimo rounded the bend like a true Apache mouse, heading for the kitchen. As he got halfway through the room, he caught a glimpse of the sunlight, from the corner of his eyes. Yes, it was a flash of sunlight on a furry patch of orange on that chair in the next room. His ears twitched forward, but it was too late to stop now. He was on a corn mission quest.

At just about this time, Pretzel . . . Oops, I mean Crooks, started to tell a story to some of the younger mice, who were so eager to run out of the hole, to chase after Geronimo, and see what trouble he got into.

It was quiet in the house, since the Christmas season was right around the corner, and the family was out shopping for gifts. While he spoke it seemed like his voice echoed louder than usual within the dark wall, where it was nice and warm. He too remembered his younger days, when a bit of daring adventure made life so much more fun. But he didn't share that with the younger mice, since he didn't want to encourage any more foolishness than was already taking place.

To be continued . . .

 

© Copyright Douglas Young, 1998

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