Q: Now Jess, can you bring to light just exactly what happened at Matt Trumbull's New Year's party?
A: That depends. Is Matt pressing formal charges yet?
I think all hats need to be free. They have to leave the head they have been sitting on and go forth and find their own way in the world. They need a chance to express themselves for themselves and say, "Hey! We don't want to sit on Matt's crunchy-like-a-dead-squirrel hair anymore!!"
Oh.. um.. did I say hats.. ignore that, excuse me, I have to speak to my lawyer.
Matt's hats hang precariously over the Red River.
Look carefully! Good thing I'm good at tieing knots.
The Red River flows north to our neighbor Canada! They harbour the anglican church, send complaints regarding the church, or Matt's hats to: mithy_the_moo@hotmail.com
You too can help liberate Matt's hats! Do you know Matt Trumbull of Ottawa Hills, Ohio? Is he wearing a hat? Take it off his head and send it to:
Jess Freeman
3904 University Av, #120
Grand Forks, ND 58202
Be a part of the magic!!
