Dear Peanut,
I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound
for the garbage you which you did not drag out;
the cat box that they thought you ate
the snacks out of when I wasn't using it,
and the carpet that you did not pee on,
and the mess you did not make on the stairs...
Things here at the house are calmer now,
and just to show you that I have no hard feelings towards you,
I am sending you a picture, so you will always remember me.
Love,
Misty