>  > >>CHINESE PROVERBS
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Virginity like bubble; one prick, all gone.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who run in front of car get tired.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give 
wife upright
>organ.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways 
going to Bangkok.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best 
thing on earth.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>War does not determine who is right, war determine 
who is left.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in 
cat house.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at 
night.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to 
fill it.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in 
basement.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>  > >>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>  > >>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>   >>


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