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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the work fuŠk.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter f, fuŠk is the only word that is referred to as the f word.It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound, it can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love.
FuŠk, as most words in the english language, is derived from german, the word fricken, which meant to strike. In english, fuŠk falls into many grammatical categories.
    As a transitive verb for instance: John fuŠked Shirley.
    As an intransitive verb: Shirley fuŠks.
    It's meaning's not always sexual; it can be used as an adjective; such as: John's doing all the fuŠking work.
    As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fuŠking much.
    As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fuŠking beautiful.
    As a noun: I don't give a fuŠk.
    As part of a word: AbsofuŠkinglutely! or InfuŠkingcredible!
    And, as almost every word in a sentence: FuŠk the fuŠking fuŠkers!
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuŠk.
As in these examples describibg situations such as;
    Fraud: I got fuŠked at the used car lot.
    Dismay: Aw fuŠk it!
    Trouble: I guess i'm really fuŠked now.
    Aggression: Don't fuŠk with me, buddy!
    Difficulty: I don't understand this fuŠking question.
    Inquiry: Who the fuŠk was that?
    Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuŠk is going on here.
    Incompetence: He's a fuŠkoff!
    Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuŠk yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible work more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly, and proudly: FuŠk you!