"If kittens weren't meant to be dropped off of buildings, then tell me this, how come they bounce so well?"

-------Past Quotes-------

"Love shouldn't cause pain, at least that's what the judge said..."

"No, officer, I was here all night. Ask my battered and abused family."

"You'll get your insulin...when you tell me what you got me for Christmas."

"You remind me a lot of your mother...that's why I hate you...I hate you a lot."

"No, YOU swing the hammer; he's your son, too, ya know!"

"If you think YOU can steal stuff from the mall without getting caught, I'd like to see you TRY!"

"I am TOO Santa, ya freak! Now stop touching me!"

"Quick! Put the baby in the crib before your mom gets home and she'll think it's just sleeping!"

"So, ladies. I see you're ugly. I'm ugly, too. Wanna go to a movie?"

"And right then, Billy, I realized that salesmen don't wear flak-jackets and carry rifles."

"Without evidence...you got no case, Mr. D.A.!"

"Flamingo burgers...they're flamingo-rific!"

"What's wrong; that I'm wearing a dress or that it's pink?"

"I like carpet, baby!"

"Sure I killed it. Ain't no goldfish gonna talk to me that way!"

"When I say, 'YOU BLOODY FREAK!,' I mean it in a good way."

"Saucer!"

"I'll non-refundable your deposit, buddy!"

"Barkeep, another flagon of ale for my owl, pleas."

"What serpents?"

"Wife beatings benefit the proletariat!"

"Polka!"

"From whence did all of the marshmallows come?"

"The pharmacy down the block exists only in my mind."

"Have the cops asked ye anything about some stolen chickens...ok, never ye mind."

"Behold, a leprechaun of yore carrying a basket full of licorice and joy!"