This Week's Quote:
"It is often helpful to be encouraging. When that fails, unrelenting belligerency will suffice."
-------Quotable Archive-------
"Never trust the people who smiles all of the time. Since no man is continually happy, it stands to reason that these are the most dishonest of characters."
"I have long known the direction in which my generation is headed. All our education has succeeded in doing is procuring a larger handbasket."
"With age comes wisdom...but wisdom doesn't get as many women as youth."
"Taxes are the price we pay for the luxury of living in a society where we can be taxed on luxuries."
"You know what I really hate?...Just about everything."
"You know you're old when you refer to most of your friends in the past tense."
"Two things that should never be together: objects that are sharp and children who are not."
"Love is the excuse people give for marrying idiots."
"If you're going to be heretical, at least be funny."
"The key to life is not loving people, but not letting them know you hate them"
"Never put naked women on the cover art if the CD's not good."
"There are eight types of intelligence, but infinite kinds of stupidity."
"If all men be made kings, over whom, then, shall they rule?"
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