Burt Shmartzky
There exists no other like Burt Shmartzky. He weaves tangled
tales of torture and humility, adventure and resolution, macabre and
slapstick. The man works among the gods as his legends fall like
sweet rain to the earth-bound imaginations at his feet. His voice pounds like
thunder, like the sound of the hundred heads of the Hydra being felled
by great Herakles. Shield your eyes and bow your head when you are in
the presence of the master of the spoken word.