Poppie Asdersonk
There are more tactful ways to say it, but I must say that
Poppie has been a total dissapointment to everyone involved. Such promise, only
to be squandered away at countless hours of solo Axis & Allies in his downtown
apartment, located above the Japanese grocery store that sells Happy Pickles
and Gummy Worms on the shelf six years past their expiration date. Poppie is also the
only black member of the All-Stars. Despite some jokes about fat people, though,
nothing much has come from this underachiever, more content reliving Pearl Harbor
with Milton and Bradley than actually getting out here and making a difference
with Walt Meadornack and his Noise That No One Really Wants to Hear But Must Be
Force Fed to Them Anyways for Society's Own Good.
