Bonsai Potato Kit

Are you the type of person who longs for patience and tranquility in your life? Of course you are, but in our modern society who has the time? Now it's possible. With the items contained in this kit you can quickly and efficiently reach an inner peace that can take monks an entire lifetime to achieve. The secrets are now yours! The semi-ancient art traditions of Bonsai Potato were nearly lost forever. Last year writer Jeff Fitzsimmons stumbled onto a small faction of Bonsai Potato artists near Spirit Lake Idaho. Jeff took the information he gleaned from them and teamed up with marketing guru Mike Dillon. As a result, the secret shortcuts to tranquility, inner peace and artistic expression are once again available to the world.

Well, that's what Mr. Marketing says. Bushy thinks this could be more fun than a Pet Rock or Pokemon. Ready for more silliness? Check this Real Audio interview with the potato heads. amazon reviews