~an ode~a toast  ~to bovine tasting
~or~
in defense of meat~eaters
~ ode to a gglorietta cowletta
~shanty
oh bovine so fine
bovine so sweet
tis true
it's you
i want
sweetmeat
smothered in gravy
aw you all in white
country style
ooh that smile
can ya blame
oh don't shame me
it's sad but it's true
i'g give anything
for a juicy bite o you
and i don't care
what they all say
im gonna pray
that they'll
come a day
when that
gorgette cowlette
swings my way
oh gloria gloriette
now don't you fret
you know i'd never let
harm come to you
i'll see you through
just promise to place
me upon your short list
leather snortist
horned contorist
with hoof'ed wrist
say it with me now
i taste so good
try a baby bite
late some night
lets get wavy
with the gravy
lets get loose
with the au jus
oh baby c'mon
get jiggy
with the piggy
'n be obscene
now don be mean
i likes em lovely
an i likes em lean
goddess i bless
the day that
you were born
wildcowlette
of the corn
you ole
leather horn
now doncha go
waxin' forlorn
c'mon baby
don say maybe
let's rock
an' let's
roll til the
mornin horn
we'll be be bakin'
'n makin' us
just a touch
o sweet pigskin
'n hot leather porn

~ode response~
longhorn
My tongue is tied
My brain is fried
Words I cannot say.
You've left me in a puddle of mush
Visions of gravy all over my tush
I cannot--willnot--won't say nay.
For long have I aspired
to be so desired
Thank the gods for leather.
So take your fork (and stick me nice)
take a bite and taste my spice
Unless you'ld really rather..
Grill me like fajitas
Serve me up with 'ritas
Or do me like a brisket
make me tender--serve me on a trisket.
Porn in the meadow
Rock'n till morn'
the lady of til~des, ya know
and the cow of longhorn.

~Response to da Response~
shanty
oh she's little hot
got's a little spot
got a liddle hot spot
got a hide o leather
weathered red rhone
she's a walkin
talkin
honeycomb
she's a sweet
and sour meat
she'a HAM buger
an she's an
annnnimal lover
an doncha jus love her
when she's
lumberin'
out the door?
what is it
is it illicit
can i kiss it?
who could ask for
anything
more?
meadows an moonbeams
headlights an black jeans
boots toots and foots
fetish'ed
whined  dined n
bovined
my lama for a brahma
oh the charlaise
on a harlay
in the desert
underneath the thousand
stars into the
cool indigo night
where there's none
an nothin but
beauty...
ancient
beauty untouched
unearthly
winding round the hills
sahuaro sillouettes
sentinels the
watchers waiting
for the alienrace
to come
again
and take them
home
ah yes
here we shall
roam
the dead ocean
and steal
from the cactus
their slight
fetters
and then....
it's  all
"wild kingdom~
eat yer heart out,
baby!!!!"

 


 
 




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