The Donkey When fishes flew and forests walked And figs grew upon thorn Some moment when the moon was blood Then surely I was born. With monstrous head and sickening cry And ears like errant wings The devil's walking parody On all four-footed things. The tattered outlaw of the earth Of ancient crooked will Starve, scourge, deride me; I am dumb I keep my secret still. Fools! For I also had my hour, One far fierce hour and sweet There was a shout about my ears And palms before my feet. -G.K. Chesterton, c. 1895-98