1. the person who stole my bike.
2. the person who stole the tire off of my car.
3. the person who stole the H off of my car.
4. the girl who stole my dress.
5. the director of photography who yelled at me the first time I worked on a film set.
6. the girl who turned her nose up at me when I asked for directions in Ireland.
7. the girl who accused me of stealing her money the first night in a foreign country.
8. the guy who stole one of my film prints of "december".
9. the petro canada guy for turning me out into a blizzard one dark and stormy night.