You found it! Yes, THIS is the webpage all your ugly, disgusting, perverted friends have been talking about! Actually, they probably haven't. BUT THEY SHOULD BE!! I'm sure they'd probably enjoy it! I know I do!

And now, without any further ado, or dog-doo, or even hairdo, is... my web page! (Fanfare)


Created by: Kevin Underwood
In association with: Some revoltingly greasy, morbidly obese man.
Costumes designed by: Trash stinky baglady.
Director of photography: Dandruff ridden vagrant

Soundtrack available from vans in alleys.



Sir Charles, the Homicidal Butler, says:
"Enter if you dare!"


Click the cute fluffy bunny to proceed.





Yay! On 11/3/99 this page had its
666th
visitor! The 666th visitor was WooTequila.
YAY! Good for her.
This now proves that this page is evil.

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