Once upon a time there was a little boy named Jack. Jack was a cool kid coz when his pops told him not to drink coffee, he only drank a few sips while mom wasn't looking. But basically, Jack was cool because he was born cool. (Jack's favorite plant was a cucumber.) ONE day, when Jack was surfing the internet, he saw an animated gif thing that said: if your name is Jack and you want a remote control TV then stop drinking coffee... He clicked the link and on the monitor was displayed a kitchen sink. THE END