This new section will be devoted to a chronology of the strange people that I seem to attract. No one knows why these people are drawn to me, why they feel a need to tell me odd things or involve me in their bizarre behavior. All of these stories are absolutely, one hundred percent true (unfortunately). In some cases, some people might think the behavior described here is perfectly acceptable. I assure you it's not.

And so, without further ado, allow me to present:

June 9, 1998

June 7, 1998