Milk killed President Taylor! We shall be recounting
this sad tale more fully.
For now, you should know
that on a hot July day, President Taylor had
been eating cherries and drinking cold milk.
He died as a result!!!
You might recall a few years back his body was
dug up to be tested for poisoning.
The next time someone quotes to you
about "milk doing a body good"
please remember,
milk killed a president dead!