Milk killed President Taylor! We shall be recounting this sad tale more fully.

For now, you should know that on a hot July day, President Taylor had been eating cherries and drinking cold milk. He died as a result!!!

You might recall a few years back his body was dug up to be tested for poisoning.

The next time someone quotes to you about "milk doing a body good" please remember, milk killed a president dead!

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