"What's going on?  I don't understand.  I was looking forward to nibbling on a nice carrot. But before I knew it, I was stuffed into
a tophat, placed under hot bright lights, then heard a bunch of humans clapping their paws together."

"My master starts waving strange objects over me. He releases a sparkling dust over me and makes funny noises. Suddenly, he leans over, and grabs my ears...!"