TOP TEN PROPOSED XENA ACTION FIGURES!
(8/21/97)
I made up this silly list in order to remain calm after yet another unsuccessful search for the elusive Xena 1. This has become almost as unnerving as waiting for the next season to begin! Oh well, here you go...hope you like it :)
10. Perdicas
Action Feature: "Mortal Wound" sword slot in chest.
Accessories: Sword (Even though the figure's hands aren't gripped to hold anything...) and Funeral Pyre.
9. Ares, the God of War
Action Feature: Sword swinging arm.
Accessories: Ares Sword.
***Special Offer*** Send proof of purchase to get Strife figure...Action Feature: It falls apart when you start playing too rough with it.
8. Autolycus the King of Thieves
Action Feature: Retractable hook-line.
Accessories: Grappling Hook, Lock-Picking Tool, and
Gabrielle's Purse.
7. Salmoneus
Action Feature: None.
Accessories: None.
It's just...Salmoneus!
6. Sixth figure was canceled at the last minute by Toy Biz!
5. Velasca
Action Feature: Glow-in-the-dark "Goddess" eyes.
Accessories: Bag O' Ambrosia and Dagger of Helios.
***Special Offer*** See Number 4...
4. Callisto
Action Feature: Glow-in-the-dark "Goddess" eyes.
Accessories: Sword and Restraining Chair.
***Special Offer*** Send both Callisto and Velasca proofs of purchase to receive "Lava Encasement" mold that holds both figures!
3. Joxer the Mighty
Action Feature: Chest plate flips over to reveal bullseye.
Accessories: Removable Helmet, Sword, Ridiculously Small Dagger, and Broken Crossbow.
***Special Offer*** Send in proof of purchase to receive a FHTBT Joxer with Fencing Sword and Aphrodite Bell!
2. Gabrielle, Amazon Queen
Action Feature: Staff Twirling Wrists.
Accessories: Staff and two Removable Amazon Queen Masks
(Traditional and Charred)
1. Xena: Warrior...Princess...Tramp
Action Feature: Sword swinging, Chakram throwing arm.
Accessories: Three Removable Disguises (Xena Armor, Princess Diana Dress, and Meg Outfit), Sword, Chakram, and Fake Breakable Round Killing Thingie.
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Aponce the Calm
Travelling Warrior with Kung Fu Grip!
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"Did you see anything?"
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Good!!"
---Spaceballs
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