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Words of Wisdom... Calvin and Hobbes have said many quotable quotes throughout their comics. I feel that some of the things mentioned by them are worth highlighting. They may be considered words of wisdom...or words of peril. Some are just plain hilarious. However, these are a few of my favourites.... :) Calvin... "We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are." "That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse." "The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life." "There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want." "If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again." "Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible. "There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you and how much fun it is." "The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference." "So the secret to good self esteem is to lower your expectations to te point where they're already met?" "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help." "Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success...flat stretches of boring routine...and valleys of frustration and failure." Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. "Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend." Hobbes... "The best presents don't come in boxes." "Van Gogh would've sold more than one painting if he put tigers in them." "Live and don't learn, that's us." "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night!" "If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!" Dad... "It will build character." "Everytime you make a deposit, you can think, 'Oh boy, another two minutes at college.'" "I just KNOW some nurse switched the bassinets." "The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that is even worse." Moe... "Hey, Twinky, want to see if there's an afterlife?" |