Closer to Gum (a parody)
-i wrote this when i was really bored at MSU,
posted it to the alt.music.nin.creative...guess
i had too much time on my hands!

"Closer to Gum"

I want to decimate you
Your wrapper complicates you
I want to celebrate you
Your gum just penetrates you

Help me!  I feel my brain is fading!
Help me!  I need some sugar fast!
Help me!  Speed down to the convenience store
Grab that candy off of the shelf...

I want to suck my big grape blow-pop
Right to the chewy, gooey insides
I want to suck my big grape BLOW-POP!
Until my tongue turns all numb
I'm getting closer to gum!

You can have your Bubblicious
Big Red, Dentine, Juicy Fruit too
Just give me my big grape blow pop
Turns my tongue shock-ing purple hues

I want to suck my big grape blow-pop
Right to the chewy, gooey insides
I want to suck my big grape BLOW-POP!
Until my tongue turns all numb
I'm getting closer to gum!

shhh!! whisper...
(Through every layer, right to the center
Sugary candy, sticks to my teeth
I never brush them, want to taste it forever
You're the reason, I have 100 cavities...)

-Kimberly N. Hunt
written March, 1995




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