Sharptooth Camp Rules -- Pennsic VVXIII

1. Common stuff in the common area. Personal stuff in your tent. Due to our recent Badger Sanitation Initiative, we ask that you please do not brush your hair, change diapers, or leave your used prophylactics in the dining area.

2. If you think "somebody should ...," well, here, you are somebody! Isn't that sweet? Now, close your eyes. Reach deep inside yourself. Feel your own power. Feel empowered to do camp chores. Everyone will support you in your new empowerment. Doesn't that feel good?

3. Visitors:

• No visitors before lunch. If you don't live here, you are a visitor. If you didn’t pre-register with us, you don't live here. If you aren't sure where you live, you don't live here. Overnight visitors must stay in bed until lunch time, or skulk out through the back gate.

• If you are visiting someone, and they leave, you should go with them. If you are visiting all of us, and we all leave, you should go home.

4. Children:

• All resident adults are in charge of all children. Appeals are to be taken after the fact. However, physical correction other than yanking a child to safety is to be left to parents.

• No children on top of the privy. If you are considering climbing on top of the privy, you will be transferred to child status summarily; then see rules 4 (a) and 4(b).

5. Naked time happens. If you walk in and people are naked, either get naked, or leave quietly. You may giggle; you may not point and giggle. Remember: safety first! If you must cavort, please watch your safety circle. We don't want any bloodshed here.

6. BRING SOMETHING TO SIT ON. If you're in my chair and I wanna sit down, I'm gonna ask you to move. So bring a chair, and make sure it’ll hold up if you sit in it drunk. If you bring a chair that you can get into drunk, make sure you can get out of it too, or be prepared for us to give you shit while we get the cloak to wrap you up at night. Grace is not required when getting out of chairs... good thing too.

7. You will not get free food during setup week, before the meal plan starts. Either bring something or prepare to spend money. Similarly, if you plan to get drunk, bring drink.