GH

I'm sitting here watching Luke,
His ugly face makes me wanna puke,
He took a shot at the pretty whore,
When she walked through the barroom door.

She looks like Felicia's slutty sister,
He shot at her but alas! he missed her.
Carly and Bobbie are having a chat,
Carly has whiskey and cheeks that are fat.

Jason sneaks in and checks out the place,
Comes upon Robin's diseased little face,
Picks up the kid, the kid has no hair,
So Jason recites a cute little prayer.

Luke reminisces about his ex-wife,
And compares a pair of gloves to life,
We don't know the chick who was raped,
When Eric comes over, the show will be taped.

Tony walks in,
It seems he was drinking,
Aims a shotgun at Jason,
Who knows what he's thinking.

Luke's getting stewed,
He whines like a kitten,
The pretty blonde whore
Is becoming quite smitten.

Robin and Lucky
Are venting their spleens,
The Quartermains
Ride in gray limousines.

Some bald-headed asshole
Talks to the girls,
Tony bitches
As the plot unfurls.

Jason grabs the gun and breaks Tony's hand,
Ain't GH on Fridays simply grand?
Poor little Robin, she's so sick,
Tuffy thinks Tony's a Class A prick.

Luke keeps talking to the Geena Davis clone,
When Luke is drinking he cuts deep to the bone.
Luke puts on his coat, it's made of nice leather,
Zero is wondering whatever happened to Heather

Carly and Bobbie look at pictures of babies,
Carly's face would look better if it was ridden with scabies.
She's a plump little thing with face quite porky,
But can't match Luke for looking dorky.

Jason soothes Robin's
Sweaty little jaw,
Zero drinks whiskey
Til his throat is raw.

Lucky converses with Cruella de Ville
Alan takes another pill.
Luke is watching and he looks pissed,
Makes me realize all the segments I've missed.

©1998 Zero