Wise and Witty Words from Wierdos


My life is cold and fat like a big fish, yeah!
Michelle Johnson



I got a dollar!
Brittany Watts



The Japanese midget that stole my hampster ran up the staircase as God descended.
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I'm not in the hole, just dancing around the hole blindfolded.
Joel Green



Entering a pixie's home is inviting chaos to tea.
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You can't drink milk 'cause it's not Friday!
Rachel Green



Now add seven minutes...
Rosie