GeoSlums
The worst of what Geocities has to offer!


Searching the "neighborhoods" at GeoCities, I learned one very valuable thing: quality usually doesn't come into the picture when you're offering free web space! So here I offer you a chance to peer into the useless, the hideous, the illiterate, the neglectful, and the downright horrific pages that make up a great part of our wonderful land.

This page will be updated about once a week. For the best of past GeoSlums sites, check out the GeoSlums Archive. (link forthcoming).

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All you need to know about... wrestling! No unnecessary graphics!

What a loser. Check out the "links" - does this kid think he's funny?

Not much of a page, but you have a once in a lifetime opportunity to see a Russian heavy metal band's album cover.

Let's see how far one graphic can go...

Illiteracy rules.

Pork Is Sin And Sickness: I think the name says it all.

A lovely poem. I could go on about these Rain Forest people all day.

Actually, I kind of like this one.

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