When I was a senior in high school, my friend Charlie Bailey and I went shopping for something fun to do, and we ended up at Toys-R-Us buying coloring books and crayons. We soon noticed, however, that the book we had purchased lent itself very well to mutilations, warped interpretations of the image, and gross mishandling of the media. Over the years several other people have come to add to it, and now I present to you the best of our version of "Ernie's Day on Sesame Street."
Ernie Wakes Up Sick
Time for some Hornin'
Ernie Descends the Rope to Hell
Mrs. Bird's Basement
Asscrack Ernie
Murder Me Elmo
"I know!"
Bert's Moment of Zen
(look hard)
(no title)
Ernie, Bert, Big Bird, Elmo and all other characters are copyright Jim Henson Productions, Inc. The original images inthis coloring book are copyright of the Children's Television Workshop. This is a joke, a parody, and not to be taken seriously. Jim Henson, in all honesty, was and is one of my favorite artists. He was a genius and I mean him no disrespect by this.
