The internet personal browsing has somehow inspired me and I feel slightly more creative. besides overwhelming support from readers for yesterday's email. My take on the recent news clips:

I always knew there was something wrong with that boy Tom Cruise (starting with the fake name that anagrams to "scour item"). Since his famous antics on the Oprah show, it has been my utmost fantasy to proclaim my love to all the 200+ women in the audience by screaming Dean style "I love this woman and I love that woman and I love that woman and I love that woman (repeat 50 times or so) ..." at the same time yelling at Oprah, "Oprah, Oprah .. you don't know shit about love. You think you can buy love by giving away Pontiacs? You don't but I do! There is no cure of chemical imbalance caused by love. Look at Tom Cruise"

It seems Wal-mart & Playboy Inc have decided to merge. Due to the merger Wal-mart slogan has been changed from "Always Low Prices" to "Always Low Cuts" To commemorate the merger, Hugh Hefner has decided to unveil a new video series aptly named "Barely Legal Immigrants" Any takers?

BTK- Isn't this what the Jackson jury had been undergoing over the duration of the trial? Imagine being trapped in the courtroom with a squealy voiced cyborg and his posse for over 2 months!!

Thing that drives me crazy is all these people going to town with double, triple cheeseburgers topped with superfries and then ordering diet coke. Come on that's like making out heavily only to end up dry humping!! May be a bad analogy but worth a try ..

I think the Aruba cops need to think outside the box. Has anybody even considered suicide? Come on one look at those three cartoons and being subjected to spending an entire evening after some heavy imbibation only to wake up sober to find next to those bonobos will make any woman consider suicide by offering herself to the hungry sharks off the coasts of Aruba. I may have cracked the case here.

I am so glad the crazy eyed runaway bride has finally disappeared. It was an eyeopener to see the media make such big deal and that too without blinking an eyelid while her fiance completely turned a blind eye from the negative publicity. There was a talk that somehow the one eyed monster friend of the fiance had something to do with it. Agreed that she was no sight for the sore eye however, an eye for an eye was the only way to get compensation for all the money and effort not well spent. Why didn't David Gest (the unfortunate groom of Liza Minelli) think of becoming the Runaway Groom? It would have spared us from eyeing obonoxious display of wedding kiss!!

I have exhausted my quota of creative juice. Everybody will be spared for sometime now. Somebody please inspire me!! haha mlind