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So, what's your name?:


How long have you been around?:


How much do you like "coffee"?:


If you, personally, have an URL, what is it?:


How did you happen to come across this site?:


1) Would you like to receive a free newsletter?

Yes, I find you stragely exciting
No, although you are strangely exciting I myself am exceedingly boring

2) How often do we "visit" your mom?

Every day
Once per week
Once per month
Once per year

3) How relaxing do you find this grey background?

Extremely relaxing
Mind-numbingly relaxing
I am entering fits of relaxation
My wallet is open to you

4) Do you feel that you live in darkness because:

You are too obssesed with finding the latest dark trend that you have become apathetic to the world's problems
You feel that the world is so harsh that you have become apathetic to the world's problems
The world is so dark and dismal that, "I'm just trying to fit in"
I'm so rich and problem free that I have to rebel against my parents by wearing black and creating problems to tell my psychiatrist about


5) Are you irritated at the way people scurry inside their houses at the first sign of night, claiming they "need to get up early"?

Yes, I myself enjoy the fact that candles are not the only form of creating light at night and do not enjoy being restricted to a life of skin cancer
No, I firmly deny the existence of electricity and its progressive way of helping us lead a productive life even after the sun has set


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