THE JANITOR'S WORST FRIEND FAQ

After reading this page, most of you think that we are some fucked up kids, and you want to know why we would publish this stuff.

1. Question: Why would you publish a page all about wrecking toilets? What the hell is wrong with you!!
   Answer: Well, we enjoy wrecking toilets, and why not tell the world about it?
   
2. Question: Where do you do these acts of destruction?
   Answer: This question cannot be answered because our identities are confidential
   
3. Question: How do you do this?
   Answer: Read the Tips and tricks, and you too can learn how to destroy toilets.
   
4. Question: How old are you?
   Answer: We are old enough to make our own decisions
   
5. Question: Where do you live?
   Answer: This information cannot be released.
   
6. Question: What happens if you get caught?
   Answer: I guess were screwed then.
   
7. Question: I was caught wrecking a toilet! what do I do?
   Answer: Say that you took a big shit, or deny you did it, run, or agree to help the janitor(avoid this one as much as you can).
   
8. Question: How do I reach you guys?
   Answer: My email address is listed below and on all of the pages.
   
9. Question: What should i do when a hot karl monster clogs my toilet?
   Answer: Find the Hot Karl Monster, make it clean the toilet or kill it. Hopefully this will never happen to you.
   
10. Question: How can I contribute to the site?
    Answer: Send pictures, stories, or sounds related to wrecking toilets. They will all be posted!
    

......THA CREW.......

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