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THE PLUGGING OF THE MONTH: FEBUARY 2000
I got a cable modem. This was good. I downloaded corel Linux from www.linux.corel.com I think. I wanted to install it on my other computer. I tried and it formatted my hard drive. It did not install though. I then went to www.redhat.com and downloaded their linux. I needed some more blank CDs. Tarbash called me up and said "Lets go wreck some toilets." We then got our new member Local T (terror to the toilets, tender to the ladies!) and went to a mall. We obtained some food and drink, and walked into an "arcade" type store. The faggot security guard started harrassing us for taking food and shit in with us. I smiled and nodded as he escorted us out of the "arcade". If only he knew our powers of revenge. MU HA HA HA HA HA. The bathroom was just down the hallway. We walked in there and found two empty toilets. I started to pull at TP and slam it down in the toilet. Local T brought me paper towel, while tarbash clogged the toilet next door. I farted and it smelled. (This has nothing to do with the story except that it smelled so bad that Local T stopped bringing me TP for a while :) ). There was urine all over the floor and i accidentally placed my CDs in it. I decided to clean the floor. I held the flusher for about a minute and flooded the facilities. Meanwhile Local T unintentionally broke the paper towel dispenser. He then decided to do his trade mark by placing the soap dispenser in the toilet. We vacated the premises after doing our act. NEVER TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
THE PLUGGING OF THE MONTH: DECEMBER 1999
Once again I foiled the plots of all who like their shit to go down the drain. I arrived in the bathroom with tha Master Plugga, and we wrapped a huge amount of "TP" and paper towel up together and flushed it down the drain. I flushed it two more times and it finally clogged(very strong toilets!). The water was spilling out and it soaked an old man who was taking a shit three stalls down. I heard "Stop f****** around you little bastards or I will f****** kill you!!!" from that stall. Tha Master Plugga and I ran the f*** outta there and jumped in the pool and made ourselves inconspicous. We didn't see the man again that night. Later we returned and got the handicapped stall with 25 meters of paper towel and little bit of TP. I flushed it once, I flushed it twice and flushed it thrice, the water started pouring out into the pool area because it flooded the drains. I then ran the hell outta there, leaving a nice mess for the janitorial staff. What can they expect from their worst friend anyways?
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THE PLUGGING OF THE MONTH: NOVEMBER 1999
I had the best plugging last weekend. It was at a ____ ____. When not ______ my plugging comrade and I would run off to the bathroom and have a "toilet fest." I discovered a trick with the flusher and the toilet paper to make it flush an entire roll of "TP" down (See the Tips and tricks section on how to do this.) With this new knowledge I started to flush and flush and flush. By the end of the weekend I must have flushed close to 25 rolls of "TP" down resulting in four cloggings. At one point during the weekend I went to go have another "toilet fest" and when I started flushing using my new technique, all of a sudden the janitor walks into the bathroom and starts shitting in the stall I had just plugged a few minutes previously. I immediately stopped my flushing and booked er' out of the shitter. When I returned in a half hour three janitors were there all with plungers in hand. I started washing my hands and they started to converse in their janitor jargon. "Looks like she's plugged again." The first Janitor said. "But why, I thought we put the out of order sign on the door." The second Janitor said. "Look, someone changed it to the next stall, and I unplugged it this morning. It must have had a ton of toilet paper clogged in the pipes."
At that point I started to laugh my ass off, so I ran out to the pool and stayed away from the toilets for the rest of the evening. Later that night, as I was preparing to leave my name was announced on the P.A. system and I was requested at the front desk. I had a feeling I was busted, so I got changed and went to go see what I was needed for. Lucky for me I could not find the front desk so I got in my car and got the hell out of there. Docta Clogga:1 Janitors:0.
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