but drugs are for old people

The Antifable of the Duchess

I'm free I tell you free
A tale of the Nu Alice
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Oh shit I did so want to wear some flowers in my antennae
Oh, wow. I'm dead
Nyarlathotep, the dreaded messenger of the Old Ones survived the holocaust along with Six Egghead Nazi Hell Creatures and the notoriously sadistic Flaming Punisher of Cxaxukluth.
They rescued the pulpy head of Great Cthulhu and constructed The Cthulhu Robot.
Howja like some free sunshine?

whose sole delight is the drowning and devouring of children
The One with the White Hand

The he Cthulhu Robot lies in a crypt in the fabled city of R'lyeh submurged not in the deepest oceans of Earth but in the Great Sea of Time adjacent to its nether shores.

I've been called an evil genius by cities of assholes

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