LIBER DCCXVI

Cannibal Cannabis Buddha & the Evil Spirits

A Patriotick Tale of Terror
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	...and even bred maggots out of season in an expensive Maggotarium so he wouldn't have to wait until spring or summer.
Winter Hibernation Time for Sleepy Evil Spirits. (Yawn) Goodnight Evil Spirits!

	As promised, a new house ape grew from the liver of Cannibal Cannabis Buddha. His name was "Juan." Juan ate MaryLouise Marketplacefruitmotherfucker from the inside out and, one day, Dada observed (he was posing as a particularly odorous fungus on the forest floor) a strange, fetus-like creature burst through the rubbery abdomen of the evilest of the evil spirits, MaryLouise Marketplacefruitmasseuse.
Although Dada did not recognize Little Juan as Cannibal Cannabis Buddha reborn, he brought the grotesque little creature back to his apartment. Over the next five months, Juan grew back into Cannibal Cannabis Buddha, although a bizarre cult arose worshipping Little Juan as the Messiah.