Maritza, June and Heather
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The Lovely Porn Stars of Discordianism

rescues a blind girl from freezing during a blizzard
much worse than a medically curious Captain Hook

Maritza arrived at the hospital dressed in a skin-tight, open-front outfit that turned everybody's head, including that of a young novice priest who had yet to take his final vows.
Maritza suffered the ultimate embarrassment when the killer baby kicked her in the head.

Since the authentic vampire activity is nil

A last furtive look around
preceded him like an ill omen

Apparantly, that kick to the head gave Maritza her memory back, because now she recalled that the baby girl was Heather, who is the rightful heir to the throne.

up the little hill into the twilight

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Maritza, June and Heather

slight look of anxiety cross your face

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Dr.Knox is either Charles Darwin or Erasmus, or both. The girl on the table is Heather Hewitt in I Eat Your Skin.

Four noses in a cup
lukewarm blood of newborn babies

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The background and Maritza's body are from an advertisement for something or other. The face is from an article in New York magazine. The Masked Killer's body is from the Japanese EP Jailhouse Rock. The Masked Killer's head is from a demon on a Tibetan wheel of life and the mask is Tenniel's Cheshire Cat

laughing chorus grows stronger
And he was wond'rous wise

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Trog #1 (from left) has Pocohontas' body and the head of a wolf spider from Draw Insects by Doug Dubosque. Trog #2's hair is from Lon Chaney Jr. in The Wolfman. His eyes are from a mask from the Lower Sepik area of New Guinea. Trog #3's head is from The Vampire's Night Orgy. Her body is from a statue of a Cretan Snake Goddess, augmented with the fur of various muppets, the fur of Doom the Cat, and some pubic hair. Trog #4's body is from Celebrate the Self.

he was put in a pie by Mrs.McGregor
Make way for Mister Big Face!

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Maritza's eyes and glasses belong to Mink Stole. Dr. Knox' eyes come from Margaret Rae during her stint on Diff'rent Strokes. June is internet porn detritus, somewhat distorted, with little pieces of deformed babies added for good luck. Her eyes are from Oscar the Grouch. The borders are from Multicultural Clip Art.

A nude woman is used as an altar
Like a swarm of bees they pursued the bubbles

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The background is a Medical Dungeon from "Nutcrackers". The baby's head if the Chatterer Cenobite from Hellraiser. Her body is Maggie Simpson's. The priest's head is from Liber W. The body is a cartoon of Jesus. The symbol on his chest is from The Necronomicon.

into the realm of Grandmother Death
We're going to take turns

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All three babies have the body of Maggie Simpson. From left to right, their heads are from the mutant in The Funhouse, the Chatterer Cenobite from Hellraiser and a deformed baby from www.rotten.com. The background is a collage of nipples, navels, eyes, mouths and vaginas from various willing internet pornstars.

You have lost your foreskin and you have heard the tale

The little girl ate what was offered Six Slain in Diner of Death Riddle The blancmanges have swept the board But Mr. Figgis is no ordinary idiot He is lecturer in idiocy at the University of East Anglia

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