The List
NOXIOUSNESS: 1 - a little---10 - a lot
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Tiger Wood$ crossing the SAG picket line to make a commercial in Canada and now not tipping(9+) pierced tongues(10) Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/P.Diddy (9) CIGARETTES (9) SUVs(9) MTV's JACKASS (10) dirty jeans / shiny jeans / bleach-spot jeans(5) Dr. Dre-inspired Ain't Nuthin' But A G Thang Central Park Sexual Assaults(10) Fred Durst(10+) reality television(10) Christopher Lowell(6)- trying to single-handedly undue every good thing Martha Stewart does Pit Bulls and Rotweilers(8) Smug Dot-com e-holes(6) Pointless LAKER Riots(7) pierced noses(6)
"Mid-Century Modern"(5)aborted retro is more like it Jon Favreau (yawn)(6) Andrew Sullivan(7.5) [lispy smugness is not pretty] skank as fashion(10) Leomania(5) Leonardo DiCaprio hosting Earth Day(9) [drove a giant SUV!] MONOCHROME shirts and ties(5.5) Kevin Smith Films(9) Blair Witch(9) Straight Edge(8) Brendan Fraser(7) Assholes on cell phones(9) The "arm thing" in music videos (8.5)Future peoples with think a whole generation was spastic Whassup?(5) Owen Wilson(5) Harmony Korine and his films(9.5) GANGSTA RAP(9) Alexander McQueen (10+)She saw one Gary Numan video and thinks she's a designer John GallianoDumpster-diving for fashion inspiration(10) Tom Green(10) Smashing PumpkinsBushAnnieDiFrancoCypressHillBeastieBoysShaniaTwainSoundgardenHolePink WeenGuanoApesL7FionaAppleBlink182KidRockRobZombieCountingCrowsJayZOasisLimpBizkit Rappin4TayLizPhairDr.DreVictoriaWilliamsDavidGrayMobyStephenElliontElliotSmithBenFoldsFiveSum41 TupacDMXSlipknotShaunColvinStaticXInsaneClownPosseCaolChamber VerticalHorizonPapaRoachlinkinparkStaindLudacrispressure4-5CreedPuddleofMuddSystemofaDown .....ad nauseam Extreme Sports(5) Jack Black (5)mediocrity personified wine brats / wine-x(7) Ben Stillernice, but not funny(5) Bret Easton Ellis(9) Rage Against the Machine (with Zach)(8.5) moshing(8.5) The Onion (4.5)[...haven't laughed yet] Norm McDonald(7.5) Kennedy(8.5) drew carey(5) kevin nealan(7) truckloads of unfunny standup comics(8) platform tennis shoes(6) Tonya Harding(9.5) taking pride in political ignorance(10) ALF, ELF (10+)Life is not a videogame [Non-Violence is the way] Ecstasy(10)[causes brain damage...but they still take it ! ] polyester pants as fashion(8) anarchy (9) Stupid skanks with no sense of history anything Fred Segal(7.5) Everything MTV(7) [...except Kurt Loder, Dr. Drew, AMP] Wes Anderson(8) on a 70's retro kick that just won't stop: weird unrealistic characters, contrivance after contrivance, and that infernal hippie music!! David Balfour(6) Dennis Leary(7) CIGARS(10) Craig Kilborn (yawn)(8) "peeing" and "pooping" Calvin (8) [innocent little Calvin !] window decals on cars and trucks Steroid-taking Palm Springs Queen$oulless circuit boys(8 1/2) Anne Heche She's one crazy Scientology bitch all right ...(9) "P. T." Anderson(8.5)...Hard Eight is his best because someone else cut it Minnie Driver(9) the bleached white/yellow hair look on guys... again(6) White Trash Drugs:crystal, crack, K, glue(9) the man show(9) the X show(9) ADAM SANDLER(9) any Woodstock - post 1969(9) tribal motifs that mean nothing to white Westerners(7) debbie matopoulos(7.5) driving mega-polluting 50s/60s/70s cars(9) sweatsuits ...again(8) terrycloth sweatsuit tops and pants(9) Quentin Tarantino's acting...and his, er, writing(5.5) Pro Wrestling(6) Mike Tyson(6) Cheating to get a degree, not LEARNING(9) kenneth branagh(7) ...you'd bore the Bard Wearing Tommy Hilfiger (6) glorification of organized crime(9) "Free Mumia" (10)[Ahem, he murdered someone in cold blood in front of eye-witnesses] Giovani Ribisi(9) the neo-hippie thing(8) [...take a shower...please] ethan hawke (6) [More self-absorbent than a Viva towel] Retro 70s architecture(7) Swingers(7)(the movie) ...in a word, puerile J.C. Watts (9) Seth Green(9.5) Grunge(9) whites using stupid-fake "brutha" handshakes(6) being whiney and snivelly(9) whites talking black slang as if it ISN'T an affectation(8)  Woodstock riots(9) The overused phrase "KEEP IT REAL"(7) anything Dogg or Dawg(9) Monster Trucks(8) Snoop(8) NASCAR and other AUTO RACING(8) Punk. . .again!?(9) Mohawks ... again?!? (7) Marylin Manson(6)[ah, such a promising start] overdone ORANGE and BROWN(7) guys wearing nail polish(8.5) RENT: the musical(9.5) dreadlocks on white guys(9) adidas(4)[Lady Miss Kier wore them as an ironic joke!] electronic vandalism (9)[it's just downright mean] LYING ON RESUMES(9) long goatees on the bottom of the chin(10) pierced lips, eyebrows, and navels(9.5) arson and vandalism as environmental protest(10) Sandra Bullock(8.5) Christian Slater(7.5)[Jack Nicholson!?! You've had the career of Emilio Estevez] Baseball Players spitting on Umpires(10) Anything Dennis Rodman(10+)
Schoolkid Gun Killing Sprees Made Possible By White Trash Parents(10) Ralph Reed(9) slicker, kinder, gentler fascism "swirl painting"(8) and, well, anything British [...except AbFab, Tony Blair] Gallaghers of Oasis (9) rock and roll bands that SCREAM and don't sing(9.5) ...girls with jagged carefully criss-crossed parts in their hair...to look like there is no part(8.5) Burning Man(7) David Arquette(8) Roland Emmerich/Dean Devlin films...and the idiots who like that drivel(6) Nicolas Cage(7) ugly zebra-striped athletic shoes(8) BELL BOTTOMS(8.5) Silverlake(5) chin studs(9) Charles Barkley(7) Jim Carrey(7) [post In Living Color...No one thinks you're as fabulous as you do] Diamonds on teeth(9) gold tooth smile(8) anyone who'd be a guest on Springer(9) Ricki Lake(9)(hosts a show of cultural pollution) Not fighting the INFOTAINMENTIZATION of journalism(9) Luke Sissyfag(10)
the compromising of the Academy/Oscar(TM) voting(7)listening Harvey? Too Goddam Many Awards Shows About Nothing(8) The media's legitimizing of gang culture(9) thug life(10) Andrew Dice Clay(5.5) vulgar macho posturing in hip-hop(8) gay-looking boy music groups who aren't gay? (6) ....boy bands that sing about clothing companies the naked guy at Berkeley (6) tipping over cafe tables and smashing windows in London as political protest(9) buying term papers, not WRITING them(9) JEWEL(7.5) [earplugs for everyone!] Calvin Klein's post-Marky Mark use of skank UGLY MODEL types(9) Mark Whalberg's insecure defiling of his body with tacky tattoos(6) HEROIN CHIC(9) 54 (the movie)(4.5) Monica Lewinsky(9) big wallets on a chain(7) The fool who asked: "boxers or briefs"(10) Girls jackets and coats that look like old pieces of carpet(9.5) the "I woke up in these clothes" look(10) the carefully coiffed unwashed hair look(9) [did you spit in that hair?] Beck(5) overlong movies about the 70s that don't even get the HAIR right(7) cockfighting, dogfighting, "fight club" fighting(9) crash and crush videos(10) black rectangular eyeglasses and the industry types that wear them(6) Range Rovers [8mpg] Susan Smith and her childmurdering false accusation of a black man(10) girls who look like they watched FOXES one too many times(7) Sheryl Crow(6) Harleys over $10,000(8) small-dick Harley riders who's bikes are way too LOUD(10) That vacuous stare : [(6) shorts almost as long as pants(6) sports stars and rappers keeping big cats (lions, tigers) as pets and then letting them starve(10) Vanilla Ice(6) Ice Cube(9) Ice T(6) Eminem(10) George Stephanopoulas's post-White House moralizing(8) East Coast/West Coast rivalry in rap(8) "Where You From?" (10) Africa-style earlobe inserts(9) scarrification(8) the people who make super-violent, super-bloody video games for kids(10) Oxygen bars(2) "found" art(4) tedious self-referential performance art(8) criminal record executives using intimidation, fear, and violence as business tactics(9) grandma's old knitted shawl as clothing(10) wearing sunglasses on the back of the neck(9) NOT VOTING(8) pants hanging so low on men their butts show as fashion(9) Parker Posey(8) matthew lillard(6.5) Betty Page tattoos(8)
Hummers(10) your dick must be itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny pierced nipples on straight guys(6) Southern kids clamoring for public school bible study(7) 20 YEAR TREND OF ABANDONING LIBERAL ARTS FOR BUSINESS DEGREES(9) tattoos on faces, fingers, and the neck(9.5) Wearing Wool Caps [Even on Warm Days](8) soon to be dated metal office furntinure as design(5) whiney folk music passing as rock(8)
Spike Jonze visuals(8.2) trailer chic(7) rediscovering Paul Williams's architecture only to destroy it...[LAX] Davis Pasquarelli and Michael Petrelis(10)THESE STUPID QUEENS ARE AIDS TERRORISTS Todd Haynes films(4) Gregg Araki films(7) Whit Stillman films(9) Larry Clark films(7) Edward Burns films, and his acting(9) the wrong character throwing the trash can in Do The Right Thing(10) Gen-X lazily, carelessly celebrates all that is ugly. There is no intellectual curiosity nor motive behind their desire to tear down that which is beautiful or elegant, no "deconstructivist" artsy-fartsyisms at the root of their aesthetic terror campaign. Rather, they are truly slackers: intellectually atrophied, creatively empty, politically ignorant and inept, and...socially retarded. The theme song for GenX has got to be Beck's "Loser." |
The List
*Explained*
Jeanine Garofalo // calculated frump, unfunny and so self-impressed
Tiger Woods crossing the SAG picket line to make a commercial in Canada // does your greed know no bounds?
pierced tongues // the stupidest conformist trend ever
Puff Daddy // ugly, violent, criminal, materialistic: a cultural polluter
CIGARETTES // really, this one is beyond needing an explanation
Flicking the butts on the ground or out of cars // litterers are assholes, period
SUVs // they're for assholes
Dr. Dre-inspired Ain't Nuthin' But A G Thang Central Park Sexual Assaults // nuff said
Fred Durst // the poster-boy for dumbed-down white trash - the true MOOK
Pit Bulls and Rotweilers // for small-dick men and white trash women
Smug Dot-com e-holes // ha-ha, they got theirs
Pointless LAKER Riots // trash comes in more colors than just white
pierced noses // for cows and water-buffalo, not people
"U know what I'm sayyin?" ....Actually, when you articulate a complete thought - we might
MTV's Jessie // a celebration of Gen-Xers' new lower standards in the flesh
Jon Favreau // whiney, utterly average-looking and a smarmy actor and writer
Andrew Sullivan // self-promotion, self-aggrandizement, silly shirts
skank as fashion // ripped, torn, copied, and all a joke
Leomania // TIME writer John Leo summed it up: DiCaprio's girly-boy presence is non-threatening, a starter package for pre-teens
Leonardo DiCaprio hosting Earth Day // drove a huge SUV for months prior and after
MONOCHROME shirts and ties // cool for about 3 weeks, so why is it still with us years later?
Kevin Smith Films // creates utter mediocrity on celluloid
Blair Witch Project // masterful marketing of skank
Brendan Fraser // as talented an actor as Ronald Reagan was
"Uh...," "Um...,"and "...Whatever" // primary communication units for Gen-X
Assholes on cell phones // self-explanatory
A TOTAL LACK OF MANNERS // Ibid
The "arm thing" in music videos // Future peoples with think a whole generation spastic
Whassup? // now old white ladies say this: the commodification of urban
Harmony Korine and his films // dirty and gross for the sake of being dirty and gross
YO ! // dumbed-down lingo
GANGSTA RAP // glorification of violence and gansterism, there is no excuse
Alexander McQueen // should not have a career, his stuff is a total joke
Tom Green // loud, obnoxious and vulgar with no discernible talent
Smashing PumpkinsBushAnnieDiFrancoCypressHillBeastieBoysRedHotChiliPeppersSoundgardenHole WeenGuanoApesL7FionaAppleBlink182KidRockRobZombieCountingCrowsJayZOasisLimpBizkit Rappin4TayLizPhairDr.DreVictoriaWilliamsDavidGrayMobyStephenElliontElliotSmithBenFoldsFiveIncubusTupacDMXSlipknot ShaunColvinStaticXInsaneClownPosseCaolChamberVerticalHorizonPapaRoachStaind .....ad nauseam // just listen, it's grating on the ears
Extreme Sports // for the rich and the bored, and sometimes the stupid
wine brats // pathetic marketing ploy
WINE-X // Ibid
Ben Stiller // nice-enough, but not attractive, average actor, not funny - why successful?
Bret Easton Ellis // a walking manifestation of pretentiousness
Rage Against the Machine // tired lefty politics, and droning awful music
moshing // fun for about three years in the late 70s/early 80s. Means nothing now,
just an excuse for frustrated closet homosexuals to touch other males
The Onion // when self-promotion can earn you money for not being funny beyond average 5th-graders
Norm McDonald // why does he have a career when he's not the least bit funny
Kennedy // annoying, but at least glib, stupid conservative though
drew carey // not funny in the least, again why a successful career?
kevin nealan // Bill Maher likes him and I cannot fathom why as he is utterly unfunny
truckloads of unfunny standup comics // too many to count (most are white though)
platform tennis shoes // amusing for a while and yet they're still around
Tonya Harding // White trash poster-girl, was really funny whining to a judge at the Olympics
taking pride in political ignorance // only Gen-X can openly celebrate their stupidity with a straight face
ALF, ELF // doing much more harm than help to the cause they claim to support than they can possibly imagine
Ecstasy // [causes brain damage...but they still take it ! ]
polyester pants as fashion // ill-fitting, ugly cut and fabric, of course Gen-X loves them!
anarchy // idiots smashing things with no message nor clear objective
anything Fred Segal // smug assholes shop there and buy that stupid queen's thrift store knock-offs for hundred$ for each item
Everything MTV // [...except Kurt Loder and Dr. Drew, and the old AMP]
Dennis Leary // annoying, mediocre and just kinda ugly
CIGARS // the craze was a joke and the mouth-cancer long-term cigar afficianados will get should not be treated with public funds
Craig Kilborn // leers at pretty female guests like a 13-year-old boy, which makes me wonder if not all of him is large
"peeing" and "pooping" Calvin window decals on cars and trucks // of course Gen-X had to ruin the innocence of Calvin
Steroid-taking Palm Springs Queen$oulless circuit boys // empty in every way
"P. T." Anderson, and his, er, films // self-absorbed, tedious, and just too precious
Minnie Driver // horse-faced and minimally talented as an actress - hard to watch
the bleached white/yellow hair look on guys... again // so obvious
White Trash Drugs:crystal, crack, K, glue // non-organic, dangerous and do permanent damage - how Gen-X
the man show // for ugly stupid guys with hairy backs who don't get any
the X show // Ibid
ADAM SANDLER // self-absorbed, self-impressed, possessed of minor talent and amateurish shtick
any Woodstock // post 1969 - simple marketing ventures with no meaning but which Fred Durst was able to ruin by inciting people to riot (Durst should be doing time)
tribal motifs that mean nothing to white Westerners // self-explanatory
debbie matopoulos // annoying, stupid, but the other girls caught on and got rid of her
driving mega-polluting 50s/60s/70s cars // Gen-X has no environmental ethic
Quentin Tarantino's acting...and his, er, writing // contrived, gimmick-prone (and simply a lousy actor)
Pro Wrestling // for closet homos and stupid people
Mike Tyson // about as far from the grace and class as Cassius Clay/Ali as one can get
Cheating to get a degree, not LEARNING // standard for Gen-X (they download term papers from the web)
kenneth branagh // self-impressed self-pomoter and grindingly dull
Tommy Hilfiger // at least his models were clean-looking
glorification of organized crime // dirty, dangerous, evil, gross - how Gen-X
"Free Mumia" // Ahem, he murdered someone in cold blood in front of eye-witnesses
Giovani Ribisi // another X-er who confuses a self-impressed pout with acting (and who's Mommy?)
the neo-hippie thing // [...take a shower...please]
ethan hawke // More self-absorbent than a Viva towel
Retro 70s architecture // ugly copies of ugly originals, but witless and artless
Swingers(the movie) // ...in a word, puerile
J.C. Watts // ego writ large with a modicum of talent and really only ambition driving him
mud people // dirty and gross, so of course Gen-X loved it
Seth Green // annoying and with no discernible talent (who's your daddy?)
Grunge // dirty, gross, cheap, ugly, etc
whites using stupid-fake "brutha" handshakes // posturing and posing, Gen-X does excel at this
being whiney and snivelly // the one true Gen-X artform
whites talking black slang as if it ISN'T an affectation // well it started out as an affectation but over the years the new, lower standard became real ...
Woodstock riots // see Fred Durst
The overused phrase "KEEP IT REAL" // they wouldn't have to say it if it was real
Monster Trucks // see White Trash
Snoop // just look at him
AUTO RACING // see White Trash and Successful Marketing
Punk. . .again!? // It isn't about anything this time around ...
Marylin Manson [ah, such a promising start] // career on a downward track
overdone ORANGE and BROWN // the theme colors for the generation
guys wearing nail polish // supposed to be 'rock'n'roll' but it's just ugly
RENT: the musical // Forbidden Broadway brilliantly spoofed this whiney rant
Korn // can you say ugly?
Limp Bizkit // can you say ugly and stupid and obnoxious and crass and vulgar?
dreadlocks on white guys // dirty, ugly and just look idiotic without black skin to go with them
adidas // [Lady Miss Kier wore them as an ironic joke!]
electronic vandalism ... // nerdy vandals feel so powerful doig this
LYING ON RESUMES // a way of life for Gen-X
long goatees on the bottom of the chin // doesn't look any worse
pierced lips, eyebrows, and navels // SCREAMS "white trash"
arson and vandalism as environmental protest // see ELF and ALF
Sandra Bullock // literally the girl-next-door, and about as talented
Christian Slater // [Jack Nicholson!?! You've had the career of Emilio Estevez]
Baseball Players spitting on Umpires // self-explanatory
Anything Dennis Rodman // what a clown
Barry Pepper // the pepper in my shaker has more spice
Ben Savage // member of the low IQ club
Matt Drudge // self-promotion made this mudslinging yellow journalist huckster a star
using knockout drugs for rape // Gen-X is so weak, such behavior is for weaklings
Schoolkid Gun Killing Sprees Made Possible By White Trash Parents // nuff said
Ralph Reed slicker, kinder, gentler fascism // don't be surprised if he's gay
"swirl painting" and, well, anything British // [...except AbFab]
Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis // snivelly and arrogant at once, a neat trick
rock and roll bands that SCREAM and don't sing // too many to count
...girls with jagged carefully criss-crossed parts in their hair...to look like there is no part // oh yes, let's look like trash on purpose ...
Burning Man // for hippy-weirdos and grunge freaks of every stripe
David Arquette // least talented of the clan and not too pretty
Nicolas Cage // as bland as a cocktail napkin but what family ties
ugly zebra-striped athletic shoes // of course they kids loved 'em
BELL BOTTOMS // saw this comeback like ten miles down the road
Silverlake // Xer grungers took over old leatherqueen haunts and made it even worse
chin studs // for tribal people in the jungle only
Charles Barkley // smug and Republican black athletes should hush up
Jim Carrey // [post In Living Color...No one thinks you're as fabulous as you do]
Diamonds on teeth // doesn't get any tackier
gold tooth smile // if you're poor and it's not by choice, okay
anyone who'd be a guest on Springer // nuff said
Ricki Lake // liked her much better when she was fat and fun and making movies
Not fighting the INFOTAINMENTIZATION of journalism // hell Gen-X helped it happen
Luke Sissyfag // someone should really have slapped that queen hard
Titanic // proof that the dumbing down of culture is complete
Juliet Lewis // so ugly, yet so smug ... hmmm
the compromising of the Academy/Oscar(TM) voting // listening Harvey?
Too Goddam Many Awards Shows About Nothing // SPY wrote about this almost ten years ago
The media's legitimizing of gang culture // follow the money
Andrew Dice Clay // the bitch cried on TV (not so tough, eh?)
vulgar macho posturing in hip-hop // such cartoonishness, and it's still with us!
gay-looking boy music groups who aren't gay? // LFO anyone?
....boy bands that sing about clothing companies // LFO anyone?
the naked guy at Berkeley // it was about nothing other than getting attention, of course
tipping over cafe tables and smashing windows in London as political protest // anarchist are idiots
buying term papers, not WRITING them // a way of life for Xers
JEWEL // earplugs for everyone!
Calvin Klein's post-Marky Mark use of skank UGLY MODEL types // when will it end?
Mark Whalberg's insecure defiling of his body with tacky tattoos // be who you are
HEROIN CHIC // it ain't
54 (the movie) // no music, no gays, no drugs - just a pathetic Jersey love story
Anne Heche // from the mouse-y hair to the scientology weirdo-ness, hate her
Monica Lewinsky // fat Jewish bitch should've kept her mouth shut
big wallets on a chain // in god's name, why?
The fool who asked: "boxers or briefs" // should have been rebuked by Clinton
Girls jackets and coats that look like old pieces of carpet // Gen-X taste for ya
the "I woke up in these clothes" look // Gen-X fashion inspiration
the carefully coiffed unwashed hair look // did you spit in that hair?
Beck // has talent, but not nearly as much as he's given credit for
overlong movies about the 70s that don't even get the HAIR right // listening P.T.?
cockfighting, dogfighting, "fight club" fighting // white trash
crash and crush videos // a sign of these Gen-X's vulgar times
black rectangular eyeglasses and the industry types that wear them // obvious
Range Rovers [8mpg] // industry assholes mostly - leased at that
Susan Smith and her childmurdering false accusation of a black man // rot bitch
Counting Crows // snivelly awful drone
girls who look like they watched FOXES one too many times // Farrah is back
Sheryl Crow // WAAAAAAAAY overrated
Harleys over $10,000 // that means you poseur
small-dick Harley riders who's bikes are way too LOUD // compensating for something
That vacuous stare : [ // ------ they've got it down
shorts almost as long as pants // stupid and ugly
sports stars and rappers keeping big cats (lions, tigers) as pets and then letting them starve // nuff said
Vanilla Ice // at least he's in on the joke now
Ice Cube // his face will stick in the contrived scowl one day
Ice T // advocated violence in his lyrics, and a lame actor
Eminem // scraped from the bottom of the cesspool
George Stephanopoulas's post-White House moralizing // cat had your tongue then?
Africa-style earlobe inserts // look good only on Africans in Africa
scarrification // stupidity is for life in this case
the people who make super-violent, super-bloody video games for kids // karma
Oxygen bars // contrived, stupid, and for poseurs only
"found" art // found trash is more like it
tedious self-referential performance art // boring people going to extremes to get attention
criminal record executives using intimidation, fear, and violence as business tactics // the hip-hop way
grandma's old knitted shawl as clothing // see Fred Segal and other poseurs
wearing sunglasses on the back of the neck // white trash
NOT VOTING // then again, maybe stupid people shouldn't vote ...
buying "cool" off the rack // but they're too clueless to know they're doing it
pants hanging so low on men their butts show as fashion // simply idiotic
Parker Posey // her weird non-acting grates on my nerves
Betty Page tattoos // obvious
Will Smith // [the black Donny Osmond] - Barbara Walters let you off the hook for that ignorant AIDS remark
The Real World on MTV // self-centered twits all
Hummers // your dick must be itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny
pierced nipples on straight guys // poseurs
Southern kids clamoring for public school bible study // should be partying while they can
20 YEAR TREND OF ABANDONING LIBERAL ARTS FOR BUSINESS DEGREES // narrow-minded, intellectually lazy, greedy
tattoos on faces, fingers, and the neck // white trash or gang trash
Wearing Wool Caps [Even on Warm Days] // a bulls-eye identifier
soon to be dated metal office furntinure as design // almost over
plastic furniture (INSIDE THE HOUSE) // these kids today
whiney folk music passing as rock // too many horrid bands to name
PUCK // and the other losers in the house for not KICKING PUCK'S ASS
Spike Jonze visuals // only influence: hours and hours of Mannix
trailer chic // it ain't
rediscovering Paul Williams's architecture only to destroy it // LAX theme building interior
Todd Haynes films // *yawn*
Gregg Araki films // tedious tortured queens
Whit Stillman films // a prep sniveller
Edward Burns films, and his acting // smug beyond words
the wrong character throwing the trash can in Do The Right Thing // shoulda been a faceless person in the crowd (the sort of writing mistake that keeps Spike one step short of greatness)
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