The Major's Home Page

WELCOME

This is my page dedicated to that colossus of Western culture ... MAJOR GOWEN. There is nothing here about the Major himself, but I like to think that if he were still with us (is he still with us? ... I'm going to check the good old Internet Movie Database to find out ... alas no), this is just the sort of page that he would like.

That is not to say that this page is full of idle, confused, often racist ramblings. I think that if you knew The Major, you would know that he wasn't about all that. He stood for honour, fair play, DOS games, and drawings of vegetables engaged in vigorous sporting activity.

Anyway ... feel free to browse around. Maybe something will appeal to you. If you want to pay me for this service (maintaining this existence is not cheap, you know), hold that thought and donate the nickel (cheapskate) to your favourite charity.

I guess that is all. You can e-mail me if you'd like. I would like to know what sort of folks share my admiration for that great military gentleman ... MAJOR GOWEN.

ART GALLERY

Right! You've heard all about the bizarre pictures of edible items in sporting poses. Without further ado ... here they are!

Did you forget to click on the pictures? Then you missed the big picture. Why don't you go back and look again?

DOS GAMES

Before the world was taken over by Microsoft and Yahoo! (although the latter is clearly a benevolent despot), there was DOS and I wrote these futuristic games. Truth be told, I wrote the games after Microsoft took over, but I never thought the whole Windows thing would catch on. Anyway ... here they are!