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weavo

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 20 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:35 pm
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I think I have. Mooksta On
a Benny Hill Show  _________________ Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... | |
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Anna

Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:37 pm
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lol
@mooksta _________________ Michael! Michael!
Michael! | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:38 pm
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(Rips page from joke book,
rolls in ball, throws, and sighs as it bounces off the
rim) _________________ Please keep your legs and arms
inside at all times during the ride.
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weavo

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 20 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:41 pm
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Nyarr He Har Har!!
Hope this'll
cheer U up Mooksta
Law of Cat Inertia A cat at
rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some
outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby
scurrying mouse.
Law of Cat Motion A cat will move
in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to
change direction.
Law of Cat Magnetism All blue
blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
proportion to the darkness of the fabric.
Law of Cat
Thermodynamics Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body,
except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to
the cat.
Law of Cat Stretching A cat will stretch
to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just
taken.
Law of Cat Sleeping All cats must sleep
with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable
for the people involved, and as comfortable as possible for
the cat.
Law of Cat Elongation A cat can make her
body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has
anything remotely interesting on it.
Law of Cat
Obstruction A cat must lay on the floor in such a position
to obstruct the maximum amount of human foot traffic.
Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerate at a
constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.
Law of Dinner Table Attendance Cats must attend
all meals when anything good is served.
Law of Rug
Configuration No rug may remain in its naturally flat
state for very long.
Law of Obedience Resistance A
cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for
her to do something.
First Law of Energy Conservation
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed
and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.
Second Law of Energy Conservation Cats also know
that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.
Law of Refrigerator Observation If a cat watches a
refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out
something good to eat.
Law of Electric Blanket
Attraction Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump
into bed at the speed of light.
Law of Random Comfort
Seeking A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the
most comfortable spot in any given room.
Law of
Bag/Box Occupancy All bags and boxes in a given room must
contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.
Law of Cat Embarrassment A cat's irritation rises
in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of
human laughter.
Law of Milk Consumption A cat will
drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.
Law of Furniture Replacement A cat's desire to
scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the
furniture.
Law of Cat Landing A cat will always
land in the softest place possible; often the mid- section of
an unsuspecting, reclining human.
Law of Fluid
Displacement A cat immersed in milk will displace her own
volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.
Law of Cat
Disinterest A cat's interest level will vary in inverse
proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying
to interest him.
Law of Pill Rejection Any pill
given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape
velocity.
Law of Cat Composition A cat is composed
of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't
Matter. _________________ Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:42 pm
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Maybe we should build a
fire?
Sing a few campfire songs?
Bob, how's
about Kum Bah Ya? _________________ Please keep your
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:44 pm
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You forgot
the Law
of Cat according to Ghost
It will be called Tabitha
and no-one will know who it is. _________________ Please
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weavo

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 20 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:45 pm
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I've had enough tonight.
I'm off for some shuteye.
No doubt I'll have another
10 or 20 pages to trawl through tomorrow.
CYA
L8r. _________________ Errrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmm....... | |
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Ghost
Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:46 pm
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Michael My Friend
- I'm still patiently waiting for a sign. I'm sure the many
other users here would also like to see a
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Ekaterina

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 423 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:47 pm
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At least our Mooky didn't suggest telling
ghost stories around the camp
fire! _________________ An
idea, like a ghost . . . must be spoken to a little before it
will explain itself. - Charles Dickens
*~*Ekaterina*~* | |
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Ekaterina

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 423 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:49 pm
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Michael will show up in his
own good time and doesn't need to perform for anyone
*serene* _________________ An
idea, like a ghost . . . must be spoken to a little before it
will explain itself. - Charles Dickens
*~*Ekaterina*~* | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:49 pm
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That's not how Kum Bah Ya
goes? _________________ Please keep your legs and arms
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Anna

Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:51 pm
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sorry but i have to laugh
at that ..*covers mouth while smiling
* _________________ Michael! Michael!
Michael! | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:52 pm
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Laugh it up Anna.
It's a helluva ride!!! _________________ Please
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micah

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 80 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:54 pm
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Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba
yah! Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah! Kum ba yah, my
lord, Kum ba yah. O Lord, Kum ba yah
Someone's
crying, Lord, Kum ba yah! Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba
yah! Someone's crying, Lord, Kum ba yah! O Lord, Kum
ba yah
Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah!
Someone's singing, Lord, Kum ba yah! Someone's
singing, Lord, Kum ba yah! O Lord, Kum ba yah
Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba yah! Someone's
praying, Lord, Kum ba yah! Someone's praying, Lord, Kum ba
yah! O Lord, Kum ba yah _________________ "I have no
clue why he talk full of sh!t like that. " - sahid (1-26-04)
(This might be stupid question, but what do you mean
by "he is a medium") - sahid (1-26-04) | |
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Ekaterina

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 423 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:54 pm
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*welling up* I love you all
so much. What a great bunch. And I've even replaced my
broken hanger!  _________________ An
idea, like a ghost . . . must be spoken to a little before it
will explain itself. - Charles Dickens
*~*Ekaterina*~* | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:55 pm
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C'mon everybody, you too
Bob
KUM BAH YA MA
LORD... _________________ Please keep your legs and arms
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:56 pm
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Hold on I'll get the guitar
out. _________________ Please keep your legs and arms
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traceyc

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 61
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:56 pm
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your all bloody mad but in a nice way  | |
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Anna

Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:57 pm
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Taps foot and claps
.. _________________ Michael! Michael!
Michael! | |
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Ekaterina

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 423 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:57 pm
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Barking mad! I'll play
piano. _________________ An
idea, like a ghost . . . must be spoken to a little before it
will explain itself. - Charles Dickens
*~*Ekaterina*~* | |
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Mooksta

Joined: 21 Jan 2004 Posts: 276 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:58 pm
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Anybody know this
classic...
There she was just awalking down the steet
singing... _________________ Please keep your legs and
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Anna

Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 10:59 pm
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Around of applause for
mooooksta .. he is so damn funny .  _________________ Michael! Michael!
Michael! | |
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Anna

Joined: 20 Jan 2004 Posts: 152
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 11:00 pm
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do a dilly dilly dom dilly
do _________________ Michael! Michael!
Michael! | |
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micah

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 80 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 11:00 pm
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(((applauds)) _________________ "I have
no clue why he talk full of sh!t like that. " - sahid
(1-26-04)
(This might be stupid question, but what do
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Ekaterina

Joined: 22 Jan 2004 Posts: 423 Location:
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Posted: Mon Jan
26, 2004 11:03 pm
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Doo wah diddy diddy dum
diddy doo _________________ An
idea, like a ghost . . . must be spoken to a little before it
will explain itself. - Charles Dickens
*~*Ekaterina*~* | |
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