The Cage of Life

       Hello, and welcome to another ElasticE production.  At this location you can find pages concerning world travel via photo and description,  snowboard, surfing and skating links, a few personal pages for various people, poems, and assorted sporting events coming up in my area.  And if you have ideas for improving or spot mistakes on the page let the Production Manager know.   Enjoy your travels and remember if you aren't breathing your aren't living.   If you already know all about the previous present and are eager to experience our future, try breathing heavy elements.

       ElasticE, in case you were wondering, is a large corporate brain tank with untold numbers of employees.  The primary purpose of all this gathered intellect is to facilitate the chopping apart of the natural order of things in order to find a more efficient and effective identical order.  Through the use of recently rediscovered antique methods and newly developed technological advances the team at ElasticE Productions harnesses powers that most people never even notice in their daily lives.   With the future rolling out before you, and the past being swept away in a dust pan, the present is so finite and unfamiliar that you never get the opportunity to actually  keep your feet firmly in one spot.  For this reason, ElasticE Productions is here to teach you to fly high and fall with amazing grace!

       Eero is the member at ElasticE Research Corporation (ER Corp) who is given the pleasure of typing all these pages for production.  Additional duties include real life implementation of the corporations experiments, dirty field work, and Indonesian fast food runs.  Currently, operating undercover in the United States Army, Eero has been known to train for fast food runs by playing soccer, running half-marathons, and dancing feverishly.  Perfecting unnatural form, he is always willing to try board transports across any terrain.  Often refferred to as SpaceJam, Stir-Fry, Special K, and LT, Eero is always out of time and in love with his associate.

       Rose is that afforementioned associate of Eero's.  The sinister bearer of reality and fantasy, Rose is forever found with a mona-style-smile: Is she going to kill you or kiss you?  Rose makes up the other half of the ElasticE field research team, and usually can be found arm in arm with Eero.  Beware, she has been known to daze crowds of people with skillful manipulations of ivory and ebony composites.Rose also is currently in secret operation within the US Army Intelligence Service. Presently working on a sub Top Secrect mission for ER Corp, Rose a.k.a. Petals, Henry, HP, is taking stock of the Kosovo situation up close and personal.

   Trying to ensure that negative momentum doesn't thrust everyone into a melted ice-age, ER Corp is offering insight into the global retrospective wormhole.  Here are a few questions to get you off to a good start.  When did people start wearing watches?  Are you event or clock driven?  Which country rewrites its history?  Are you a blackbird, a raven, or a crow?  Can you explain your desires or do you understand them?  Do you understand your aging or can you explain it?  Seahorses or butterflies?  When you die, will the Andromeda Galaxy ever know?  Where is the center?  If you can perceive three dimensions, and something tied a fifth dimensional noose around your neck, would you suffocate?  Are you wearing something you don't know about?

    Okay, now while you think about these topics, let's take a walk among the lighter thoughts.

Yesterday, I was sitting in the chair behind my desk, and my head slowly tilted to the left, and my thoughts drifted onto the vision of ... then I realized all this is only a daydream.