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Signs of
Rockapellitis
(according to the 2000 Physicians' Desk Reference; Well, not really)

Automatically drooling at the sight of any guy in form-fitting satin jeans


The sudden declaration, "Hey, Barry White's voice isn't all that deep!"


Subsisting on a diet only of Folger's coffee and Mounds bars


Blowing off Edwin McCain in the hopes that someday, sometime Scott will finally come around


MTV is innundated with your requests for "the Rockapella video" -- even though there isn't one.


Your wedding song was "Funky Monkey Baby"


You have to be shushed by Jeff at concerts for screaming too loud


Your pet ferrets, "Zombie" and "Jamboree"


Totally not getting the whole Backstreet Boys thing -- they don't even have chest hair and they need programmed backbeats. And people like them? What's up with that?


Spending $40.00 for a CD, and then asking to have the liner scribbled on with Sharpie marker


The unwavering belief that the Japanese have better taste in music than Americans


You can complete the following phrase without even thinking: "This is a song about..."


Spending weeks hibernating, bleary-eyed, in front of your PC (eschewing food, sleep, and TV) to construct a online homage to five talented and very nice guys that you are too chicken to actually speak to in person

If you or anyone you know displays one or more of the above symptoms...


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