The Evil Psycho Doctor
In the near future, there will a super hero unlike any other. A man of robotics, heroism, and vegetation, the Spud Avenger! In his time serving the forces of good, he saved countless people, cities, countries, civilizations, and even worlds. All and all he was loved by billions, and hated by only a handful. There are many stories to tell but here is one to sum it all up.
In the deep dark layer of a psycho's dugout, lived a doctor stressed beyond recognition. He seemed like a normal scientist except for one very large detail, he had the head of a cow. His story started back in 1942, while WWII was in it worst part ever. The young scientist was only a boy working at his father's ranch out in the countryside. Besides his father raising pork, poultry, and cattle he was also a veterinarian. His son looked up to him so much that he wanted to follow in his dad's footsteps. He would follow him around the ranch all day.
One day at dawn, they found that one of their cows had been injured by a wolf or some other type of predator. While his dad went to go get his veterinary instruments, he asked his son to watch over the cow. His son was feeling very proud, like he was a veterinarian, so he started to do things that his father would do, like stop the bleeding.
Since this was during World War II, it was a very dangerous time. The Japanese had made plans to drop a nuclear bomb in America. When the bomber couldn't see where the American base was, because it was so foggy, they just decided just to drop it. It landed in one of the far edges of the father's field. Since the father and mother were in the house, they were safe because of all the layers of lead paint on the house. But the young scientist was out in the field with the cow. After the bomb exploded, the son and the cow were fused together to make a half man-half cow with the head of a cow and the body of a human boy.
Because he had the head of a cow, he couldn't go outside of the house very far. This caused him to have mental disorders. Since he had all of this time, he read a lot of books and learned how to perform surgery. When he decided he was old enough, he moved away. As for the other cattle, pigs, and chickens, they were all mutated into politicians and moved to Washington, D.C.
Now, the doctor was going to make a mutant like him, only more advanced. He wanted to make a human with robotic powers and a vegetable body. He had a table full of vegetables to choose from, and he narrowed it down to a carrot and a brussel sprout. While he was pacing, he tripped and his foot hit into the table of vegetables. The potato flew into the nuclear reactor with the human body that already had robotic technology. The doctor was so outraged, that he tried to shut down the nuclear reactor. But, since he shut it down so early, it didn't have time to put in the thoughts of evil and destruction. So that's how the Spud Avenger was created. Instead of being bad, he turned out to be good.
After he was free of the doctor, he grew to fame and fortune. All of his enemies that tried to destroy him, failed in a puff of smoke. Through all of this peace, grew a small band of war makers, savages, blood suckers-- the lawyers. One of them decided to disguise himself as someone that he had saved earlier on in his career. After that, the man sued the Spud Avenger. The man won, got everything that the Avenger had. Even after that, there wasn't enough money to pay the man, so worst came to worst. The Spud Avenger had to be disassembled, and sold at an auction. The giant spud body was sold to the Mc Donalds corporation.
After that the lawyers destroyed the Spud Avenger. Everyone that had even seen the Avenger had to sign a contract, to never say anything about him otherwise, they would never be seen again.
The End
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The Evil Psycho Doctor
....and The Spud Avenger
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