I ran across this in my Sociology of Sex Roles course pack. I grinned at it.
Heterosexual Questionnaire -- by Martin Rochlin, PhD (c) 1982 Feminist Men's
Publications, _Changing Men_
2/29/96
1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
2. When and how did you first decide you were heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible you heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
the same sex?
5. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
6. Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you
think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
7. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you
wouldn't prefer that?
8. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental
patients heterosexual?
9. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they
react?
10. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force
it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual
orientation?
11. If you choose to nurture children, would you want them to be heterosexual,
knowing the problems they would face?
12. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really
consider it save to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
13. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of
your heterosexuality? Can't you just be what you are and keep it quiet?
14. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a
compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to
explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual
potential?
15. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to
narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such
unhealthy role-playing?
16. How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional
rapport with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical,
biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast? How can a
man understand what pleases a woman sexually or vice-versa?
17. Why do heterosexuals place so much importance on sex?
18. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is
spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
19. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you,
considering the menace of overpopulation?
20. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed with which you might be able to change if you really want to. Have
you ever considered trying aversion therapy?
21. A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other
irresponsable or antisocial types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to
hire a heterosexual for a responsable position?
22. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is it what
makes them heterosexual?
23. Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
24. Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people?
Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?
25. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/cousnelor to be objective
and unbiased? Don't you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the
direction of his.her own leanings?
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